Sports fans are selfish by nature, so unless you're an Eagles fan, you probably watched the victory parade in Philadelphia last week and thought, "When's MY turn?!" And, if you are an Eagles fan, you probably woke up under a park bench with a pounding headache thinking, "Let's do that again!"
Well, I have good news: Some of you are going to see your team win another championship before you die.
Not all of you. Probably not even most of you. But some of you won't even have to eat right and exercise to stay upright and on the planet long enough to enjoy the same fun that Eagles fans had last week.