The New York Jets, the organization that crawled through 500 yards of crap and came out clean the other end. The Jets, the team that crawled through nearly a half-mile of crap-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, is suddenly sitting pretty.
The Jets, the team who everybody wants to slap with the familiar laughingstock label, is now smelling as terrific as any big-boy entity in the National Football League.
Officially introducing Joe Douglas as the newest general manager, fully relenting final say over personnel, cemented such a sparkling football status.
Douglas, 36, is a former offensive lineman who’s sure not to neglect the big heavies like Mike Maccagnan did, selecting just three in 34 total draft picks.