The Islanders are back in preseason “action” tonight, with a home rematch against the Smurfs, who beat them by some it-doesn’t-matter score earlier this week at the World’s Most Self-Congratulatory Arena.
If you think we’re going to watch the game so that you don’t have to, you are sorely mistaken. We’re maaaaybe gonna scroll through some Twitter highlights and a laughable box score to see how Flubber MacPherson looked next to Gord Puckaluk in their bid to be the final cuts from camp. And we’ll perhaps look at Lane Lambert’s post-game, filled with guarded praise for Here’s A Guy while noting there’s lots of work yet to do.