Islanders News: Segmentation; Simon says Roy says

The secret to the new Isles PK is to lure all five opponents behind the net where they can do no harm.The Islanders, or should we air-quote preseason “Islanders,” are back in action tonight at the World’s Most Self-Congratulating Arena to face the Rangers, who apparently are in a last-kick-at-the-can mode — which is fascinating given they just entered their rebuild a few short lottery lucky flips ago.

Anyway, like most of you, I couldn’t give two Averys about the Rangers and whichever up-and-coming Bolduc the Post will write six articles hyping. They will suck up a lot of oxygen, build a lot of unrealistic expectation, and ultimately disappoint the folks who think they are destined for glory…