Islanders News: Carolina sucks!

(Alternate) Captain America.Do you believe these loser Carolina Hurricanes? They’re about to get swept in the one matchup where we have to “root” for them. God, I hate these losers.

I feel confident in saying that if it was the New York Islanders playing the New York Rangers in Round 2, it would not be a 3-0 series deficit. The rivalry factor, the fact that they can score against Igor Shesterkin and counter their 5v5 game—now that we are past the point of jinxing anything, I can say I wanted the Rangers over the Hurricanes in the first round for all these reasons.

But despite all that, I did think Carolina would give the Rangers a fight even if they lost the series. Yeah, the games have been…