It’s your birthday. It will be your 65th birthday, but you drive to work fearing this won’t be a happy birthday.
And this is because you will spend your birthday watching your beloved 2-9 Giants try to defend MetLife Stadium from the great Aaron Rodgers and the Packers.
You will hear Giants fans calling for coach Pat Shurmur’s head, and you might feel the way your father felt when they were singing “Goodbye Allie, we hate to see you go.”
Hell, you weren’t even 22 years old when they flew that “15 Years of Lousy Football We’ve Had Enough” banner over what used to be known as Giants Stadium, the year your beloved Giants lost a franchise-record nine consecutive games.