Rookie quarterback midyear grades.
Scene One: A dimly lit lecture hall. Standing in front of a sparse assembly of students stands a middle-aged professor with a button down shirt untucked in the front, wearing loosely fitting khaki pants. A strange array of “Toto” posters adorn each wall of the lecture hall. Various plays are drawn on the overly messy whiteboard in the front of the room. “Development is not linear” is scribbled in messy handwriting at the top of said whiteboard.
“Okay gentlemen, I see that our time together today is coming to an end.