Things for New York Giants fans are about to get way more fun. Laughing at the Dallas Cowboys' expense is something Big Blue Nation doesn't take lightly. It helps that Jerry Jones is an endless fountain, spitting laughable quotes, terrible decisions, and incomprehensible delusions.
His latest act is whatever is going on with Micah Parsons. It's been tough to follow. The 26-year-old four-time Pro Bowl and two-time All-Pro is looking for a contract extension. Not just any extension — a very expensive one. Like resetting the market expensive. Jones feels like the best way to get this done is to bypass Parsons' agent and drag this out until both sides want absolutely nothing to do with one another.