If you wanted evidence that we live in a simulation, look no further than what's happening with Daniel Jones. The New York Giants are 0-2. The Indianapolis Colts are 2-0, meaning Danny Dimes, by some divine power, is undefeated.
In a twist so strange it might break Giants fans’ brains, the same quarterback who spent six years underwhelming in New York is suddenly thriving in Indianapolis. He’s leading touchdown drives, standing tall and looking confident in the pocket, and not turning the ball over. For a guy who made punting practically a Big Blue tradition, Jones hasn’t even let Indy use theirs.