The 2025 NFL Draft is in the books. Unless you were hiding under a rock, you know that the biggest story of the weekend was Colorado quarterback Shedeur Sanders sliding all the way to the fifth round, where the Browns mercifully ended his free fall and made him their second quarterback selection of the weekend.
I don’t have too much to say on the Sanders situation, other than this: I don’t need to hear Mel Kiper, Jr.’s voice again anytime soon. Hopefully, he’s been given a few fresh bottles of oxygen and a horse tranquilizer, and is recovering comfortably at home.