This Clash of Trash on Sunday at MetLife Stadium could be a high-scoring free-for-all, as both these defenses are sorry sights. But that is presuming these impotent offenses can get out of their own way. So it could be an afternoon where 17 points wins it.
When two teams that specialize in losing meet, it turns into a political slogan. When they go low, we go lower. It is a race between a tortoise and a three-toed sloth. A food fight among super models. Choosing between cold pizza and warm beer.
This is the prequel to “Dumb and Dumber’’ with a working title of “Bad and Worse.