Tom Couglin and Eli Manning botched the final minutes of the Cowboy game so badly, it made us wonder how they might have mishandled the late stages of some other famous sports events.
Here are some very stupid mandates they might have uttered, which may well have led to historically different endings:
“Hey, Matteau, shift is done. Ice the puck and get your butt on the bench.”
“Work the count, Fisk. Just keep fouling them off.”
