INCLUDED IN THIS VIDEO:
- The Reverse Samson Theory, which posits that Khiry Shelton’s breakout and Eirik Johansen’s emergence are directly related to them each receiving haircuts.
- The ultimate Vieira-like state of being Quite Really Pleased.
- All Beers Matter.
- #MendozaGate, the vast MLS conspiracy to change the spelling of a certain Colombian forward’s name.
- Who we most want to see scoring an unlikely goal. Iraola? Hernandez? Mix?
- A viewer checking in from Hawaii.
- F-bombs.
- The Guardian’s fascination with NYCFC.