There is absolutely never a shortage of shenanigans in the world of soccer, a world that spans the whole, well... the world.
Luckily, we can start in our own backyard, courtesy of ball kids who are well-versed in the game's dark arts.
No Rush
I've been waiting my whole life for an American ball boy to do this. We made it, ya'll. pic.twitter.com/Dq8B9z2h3R
— Bobby Warshaw (@bwarshaw14) August 7, 2017
Tactical awareness is something you just can't teach for ball kids. You've either got it or you don't.