The Blues' four-match preseason win streak snaps thanks to a total snoozer with a silly ending.
Show of hands if you had all three goals coming after the 89th minute of Wednesday's friendly at IMG Academy.
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This is when you click your heels together three times and remind yourself that it's just a friendly.
FC Cincinnati, set to debut in the USL division this year, benefited from facing a New York City side that trotted out devoid of most of its start power. Still, though, Patrick Vieira and the famously antsy NYCFC fan base surely hoped for a more engaging product under the lights in Bradenton.