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POLL: 90% Agree That Jesse Marsch Is Better At Whining Than Coaching

The People agree: Jesse Marsch is a good coach... but he's a once-in-a-lifetime complainer.

The honorable citizens of social media have spoken, and nearly unanimously.

When asked to name Red Bull Coach Jesse Marsch's single greatest talent, Twitter was of the overwhelming opinion that whining is his true calling, with his coaching prowess lagging far, far behind.

Since Jesse Marsch is obviously an accomplished manager, as the over-sized hors d'oeuvres tray he won attests, the whopping 90% margin of the poll only underscores the level of genius and commitment Mr. Marsch applies to the whining arts.