FC Dallas doesn’t even play in Dallas. Come on, people. Dallas is HUGE. You couldn’t find a place to build a little old soccer stadium in there? Is the real FC Dallas tied up in a basement somewhere? This is a bad look.
You might even call it half-steppin’.
New York City FC plays in New York City, full stop. But hey, not everyone can be perfect. Not everyone can procure tacos campechanos with cecina and chorizo right outside their subway stop at 5:00 AM.
For the record, you can’t do that in Mount Vernon, either.