So, this is what $5,000,000 gets you these days:
Listen, Patrick, I get it. Sometimes, you can’t help but dance with the devil. It’s hard to resist the utter seductiveness of the dashing bloke with the cool hair, refined tastes, exotic vacation homes, and fleet of fabulous, sexy automobiles.
But I thought we already talked about this after NYCFC 4-0 dismantling by Toronto back in July. Back when Sebastian Giovinco made the Maestro into a turnstile.
It happened again. Again-again.
All told, it comes down to this:
- But not that often, particularly this year: 0 assists in 928 minutes.