No more analysis. No more stats. No more regaling in Nat Borchers's immaculate beard. It's kickin' time, so let's kick!
Columbus:
Portland:
HOW TO WATCH
Match Date/Time: Sunday, 4:30 p.m. ET
Venue: Mapfre Stadium, Columbus, Ohio
On TV: ESPN (U.S. English), UniMas (U.S. Spanish), TSN1 (Canada), Sky Sports 1 (U.K.)
Online: Watch ESPN (U.S. English), Univision Deportes en vivo (U.S. Spanish), TSN Go (Canada), Sky Go (U.K.)