Thank you, YES Network. Thank you, Yankees. I mean, who wants to watch New York City FC play live, anyway? Definitely not us. We have WAY better things to do on a Wednesday night, such as:
- Drink seven Genny creams and yell at the sky
- Drink eight to nine Genny creams and yell at the sky
- “Putter around”
- Take roommate’s favorite sweater and really stretch out the neckhole just for kicks
- Fart at the sky
- Sulk and blog about it
In fact, every single game for the rest of the season should run on a midnight tape delay smack in the middle of the week.