In its last three matches against the Stars 'n Stripes, Colombia's Tricolor has won twice and drawn once.
But they have never once experienced the full force of the most lethal American duo since Riggs and Murtaugh:
Darlington Swagbe and Christian Puli-sick-nasty.
Forget Mix Diskerud; he's old news at this point. Ancient. For Jurgen Klinsmann's USA squad, it's all about the new hotness.
And it is indeed hot.
Time to get this Copa started off right. After all, you only turn 100 once.