NBA schedule heads, I humble stand before you with a mere handful of requests intended to maximize entertainment for the most intriguing team in your league. New Orleans is not like most places and with all due respect to spots like Milwaukee and Minnesota and their plethora of things to do year-round, they have no Mardi Gras to contend with.
The Spurs have a rodeo but they don’t have an NFL team (thank god). New York is New York, sure, but it’s not New Orleans, as anyone who is from New Orleans but lives in New York know would happily explain to you over drinks, inside a bar (because you cannot drink outside in New York).