As we all angrily shake our fist, gray our hairs that are now blowing off our heads like dandelion fluff in a tropical storm, and waste hours on the ESPN trade machine trying drastic measures to blow up a team that was in the playoffs just a few months ago, let’s take a deep breath, chill, drink a warm masala tea and listen to the infinite wisdom of babes and the sort-of-wisdom of a guy that makes a pretty mean old fashioned.
In the days since we shocked the world by defeating the Empire in the final game of the 2014-2015 season to reach the playoffs, I shocked my family and friends by moving in with my girlfriend and her three-year-old son who is full of brilliant takes on the world.