The Smoothie King Arena isn’t the greatest or most intimidating of names for an NBA arena. With one of the most important seasons in recent memory coming up, we figured that the Pelicans were in desperate need of a great nickname for the building in which they play. Instead, I came up with ridiculous ones, with only a few exceptions.
King Cake Baby’s Birthplace
All hail the shockingly large headed and uniquely intelligent King of all cakes or is it King of all babies? Are “King Cakes” the sugary food item suggesting they own a baby?