Man, oh man. What a roller coaster of a season it’s been for Anthony Davis and the New Orleans Pelicans. First, AD made his trade demand, essentially tanking the rest of the Pelicans’ year. And now, in a bid to truly get his client off the team, Agent Rich Paul has leaked information to New Orleans that this whole time, Anthony Davis has actually been a large, human-shaped bag of shrimp masquerading as an NBA star.
Teammates, understandably, are shocked. But according to some, the warning signs were always there. Small forward Solomon Hill had this to say to reporters: “So like, yeah.