Today the Pelicans were supposed to have a media availability with the team’s newest free agent signees Langston Galloway, Solomn Hill and E’Twaun Moore. As of an hour ago, the availability was called off for undisclosed reasons though the logical one is Luke Babbitt needing to pass his physical with Miami, thus taking him off the Pelican books and making New Orleans’ free agent signings officially official. Or maybe a super rare Pokemon like Articuno appeared somewhere on Airline Drive and Dell Demps is trying to catch it. Probably some combination of the two.
Fortunately, I am a journalist.