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Pelicans Week in Review: Winning never felt so bland

Playing bad teams in the NBA is like shopping for fruit. Most of the time, you’re going to get exactly what you’re looking for. You’re going to enjoy something sweet and natural.

You don’t get to try food out like clothing before making a purchase so you likely won’t ever attempt to return fruit. Because of this, sometimes, you bite into what you are hoping is going to be an enjoyable food item and you get the exact opposite.

It’s too bland, it’s not crisp, and it went bad much too early. So early you wonder how it could last so long in transport to your grocery store but not in the few days it sits in your dining room.