Dear NBA-caliber starting small forwards,
Many of you are probably happy where you are (Kevin “Cupcake” Durant, Gordon Hayward — get well soon, LeBron James?), but for those of you who maybe aren't as content with your current team, whether it be from the players around you or the lack of love from your organization, I would like to talk to you about a wonderful opportunity to play with the best frontcourt in the NBA.
Now, I know when people hear New Orleans Pelicans they imagine a middling team, a small fan base, and a losing culture.