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Do birds roll around in their own shit? We now have visual evidence — The 2018-19 Pelicans.

After a brief glimmer of promise — an Anthony Davis-less win over the Minnesota Timberwolves — the Pelicans have returned to their defecating the sheets, or maybe just lying in the mess that has already made with a massive joy sucking stinker in Brooklyn.

How do we right the ship? Insert anime butterfly meme and ask if this is even a ship.

There are holes everywhere, from backup ball handler to leadership to rebounding to communication on the court and in the locker room to DNA. It’s so frustrating that even included a now deleted tweet from Lauren Holiday questioning Jrue’s aggressiveness, but mostly taking a shot at the game plan or lack there of.