ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — President Robert G. Frank, as part of the University of New Mexico’s rebranding campaign, decided he needed to brighten the school’s athletic department image. So he ventured to Iowa, where, for some reason, America’s most prominent citizens have gathered, and there he found quality additions to his school.
Sarah Palin, once a sports reporter for an Anchorage TV station, is UNM’s new athletic director. She has already banned ESPN from covering UNM because of its known support of terrorists.
Her first hire was Donald J. Trump as men’s basketball coach. Trump’s only prerequisite was that he got to pick the media members who will cover him.