Kyle Palmieri and Adam Henrique are Absolutely Ice-Cold Right Now

Prospect Creek Camp, Alaska holds the record for coldest place in the US at -80°F

Vostok, Antarctica recorded the lowest temperature on Earth at -128.5 °F.

The Boomerang Nebula registers at–458 degrees Fahrenheit or 1 degree above absolute zero, the coldest temperature there can possibly be — where all energy would cease to transfer, all atoms would stop moving, and everything you know and love crumbles into nothingness on the fringes of reality as we know it.

And just below that, we have where Kyle Palmieri and Adam Henrique currently are.

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