For any New England Revolution fans looking for tactical analysis of the team on the pitch, this article isn’t for you.
But some tactics will be discussed. Tactics regarding matters of the heart.
For those who don’t know (basically everyone), yours truly is getting married on Memorial Day. Seeing that the Revs will be on international break, I’ll get some time to rest and relax on a beach south of the border before diving back into covering the club (nah, I’ll probably be asking my wife what formation best suits the Revolution or if Jon Bell truly is the greatest athlete of this generation).