To celebrate the release of another divisive and generally dissatisfying US Soccer kit (thanks for the template Nike!), The Bent Musket staff are spending this Freeform Friday discussing the worst things they ever wore. Before you judge, please remember the 90s were not kind to most of us.
Jake: I can go in so many directions with this. The bowl haircut I had in elementary school, the Philadelphia Eagles foamhead I wore for a week leading up to the Super Bowl against the Pats in high school, always wearing hoodies. I'm just going to quote an expert, my younger sister, who send me this when I asked what my biggest fashion mistake is:
"Everything.