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What if the Patriots don’t draft a quarterback at all?

Now’s as good a time as any to throw the guess out there that whichever #source originally told the Patriots beat that the frequently infuriating 7-9 2020 New England Patriots would be “uncharacteristically aggressive” in free agency was probably a big crossover thrash metal guy.

The lyrics even kinda work in context!

The patience once held over

Has been quickly boiling over

You pushed us toward mass aggression

And there’s no other way out

Indeed, when you’re the New England Patriots and your recent draft record is what it is and the GOAT has left and become Florida Man, there is no other way out besides admitting your mistakes and ponying up to fix ‘em.