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The best jokes from Netflix’s Tom Brady roast — that we can actually publish

Related Topics: Tom Brady, Bill Belichick

Leading up to Netflix’s roast of Tom Brady on Sunday night, there were a lot of unanswered questions. Which celebrities would show up to roast the G.O.A.T.? Would the panel of assembled comedians treat Brady with kid gloves, or would they unleash every weapon in their arsenal? And which of Brady’s former teammates would actually be funny?

As it turns out, “G.R.O.A.T. The Greatest Roast Of All Time: Tom Brady” was a surprisingly profane, no-holds-barred roast featuring one-liners that would get most people fired from their jobs.

Clocking in at just over three hours, the roast was filled to the brim with jokes about Brady, his divorce, his ex-wife’s new romance, his vanity, his awful business decisions, his complex relationship with Bill Belichick, and so much more.