Stadiums are weird, hollow concrete shells with few-to-no fans. There’s a team that just doesn’t have a nickname or mascot. The New England Patriots are running read-option run, apparently?
Overall, the start of the 2020 NFL season has been a wild sort of whiplash. Fortunately, it seems to be working -- so far.
With that said, teams are still figuring everything out after a shortened offseason non-existent preseason. That means the Week 2 results could be random and bonkers.
In short: No one knows what’s going to happen. So let’s talk about how the weird challenge of deciphering the nicknames Newton gave to his teammates.