A year now passes. How’d I know?
Analytics guys told me so.
They crunched the data. What’s it mean?
Anyone’s guess: 2019.
First Quarter
‘Bama toppled, it’s Clemson’s prize –
White House visit, with burgers, fries.
Fury nearing incoherence,
Saints aghast: No interference?
Super Bowl is kind of boring –
Pats and Brady, not much scoring.
Hall of Fame vote, Sandman enters.
All Rivera, no dissenters.
Osaka sure looks here to stay.
Australia makes her resume.
The neck, the back, the aching knees –
Vonn calls it quits, hangs up her skis.