Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:
The 2023 New England Patriots stink.
1. I’m just going to get right into it, because I don’t need to remind everyone what a disappointment this season has been; we bear witness to that every time the Patriots take the field. However, as the year draws to a merciful close, I invite you all to savor these last few weeks and marvel in just what we’re all experiencing right now.
2. And I don’t use the word “marvel” lightly, because a marvel is what it is.