Happy New Year, everyone!
Whether you were out partying last night or in bed by 9:30 p.m., hopefully you rang in 2024 exactly the way you wanted to.
Except for the people who set off a bunch of fireworks in quiet neighborhoods where everyone owns dogs. You folks can all sit on a tack.
The Patriots closed out 2023 the same way they opened it — with a loss at Buffalo. But that’s OK. Nobody had New England winning this game anyway.
1. If you believe in the concept of string theory, there’s a parallel universe out there somewhere in which the Patriots won this game.