The black suits and ties will be hilariously overdressed when attending the New England Patriots’ “funeral” this season. That’s until the disco ball drops from the ceiling, the defense turns life into a horror show for opposing quarterbacks and Cam Newton helps lead the team to Super Bowl LV in his first season in Foxborough.
Be sure and hang on to the return receipts for those suits.
The Patriots aren’t dead just because Tom Brady wanted to take his retirement tour to South Beach. A little fun in the sun while also throwing to a star-studded group of receivers, including longtime teammate and future Hall of Fame tight end Rob Gronkowski—can you really blame him?