That being said, Twitter was out in full force, and as always produced fantastic results. Some highlights:
"I'm so jealous of the attention Aaron Hernandez is getting that I'm gonna stab someone today." - Ray Lewis
— Famous Sports Quotes (@FamousQuotesNow) June 26, 2013
County jail just got itself a free agent tight end.
— Busted Coverage (@bustedcoverage) June 26, 2013
Aaron Hernandez's response to hearing murder charge. Pic: pic.twitter.com/eNQPW9rvz2
— Alex Friedman (@Diehardsport) June 26, 2013
Oh wait that one was real. Wow. Let's continue.
Aaron Hernandez becomes the first NFL player charged with murder since Mark Sanchez murdered the quarterback position
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) June 26, 2013
Aaron Hernandez is now the No.1 ranked player in the prison fantasy football league.
— Tom Brady's Ego (@TomBradysEgo) June 26, 2013
BREAKING: Nike unveils all-new Aaron Hernandez 2013 jersey -- http://t.co/OM1n015w5A
— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) June 26, 2013
So much stuff happened today that I almost forgot Paula Deen is a weird looking racist slob
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) June 26, 2013
Aaron Hernandez's lawyers should probably advise him not to make "I want to kill you" eyes at the prosecutor.
— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) June 26, 2013
"Idiot..." - Ray Lewis
— Evil Mike Tomlin (@EvilMikeTomlin) June 26, 2013
- Dean Thompson
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