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Amid cries of protest over an end to spring sports, the Wolf Pack’s women’s soccer team has proposed a solution: hamster balls. Team members recently signed a declaration, promising to finish out the season in these plastic spheres to maintain social distancing guidelines.
Of course, the new game proposal comes with a few rule-changes and exceptions. Most notably, rather than being forced into a hamster ball, the goalies will be rolled in bubble wrap and given a tank-like breathing apparatus for their heads. The NCAA settled on this uniform to accommodate the goalie’s unique position.