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Coaching Candidate List For The University Of Nebraska Cornhusker Football Team

This is the list. There are none other. Any other lists you read are false.

  1. Mike Leach
  2. Lane Kiffin
  3. Jeff Monken
  4. Jason Eck
  5. Jordan Stevens
  6. Brad Liard
  7. Bud Wilkinson
  8. Hal Mumme
  9. Harvey Harman
  10. Kiyoyuki Mori
  11. Your Mom
  12. Steve Ryan
  13. Queens of the Stone Age
  14. Rick Neuheisel
  15. A pint of green beer
  16. Earle Bruce
  17. Pete Mote
  18. Dana Dimel
  19. Tremaine Jackson
  20. Carl XVI Gustaf
  21. Jim Snee
  22. Ali Khamenei
  23. Larry
  24. Hardtack
  25. Stefan Kramer
  26. Nigella Lawson
  27. Tom Landry & Hank Hill
  28. Jandek
  29. Spencer Hall
  30. Bubbles The Monkey
  31. Steven Godfrey (because he hates your team)
  32. Sean Spicer
  33. Ranch dressing sucks
  34. Winfiled Scott’s favorite horse
  35. 7th grade kid just starting puberty
  36. A Slice of Bacon
  37. Black Heart Gold Pants

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