Nebraska Red White Spring game tickets will go ON SALE NEXT WEEK.

Below is the full release from our beloved and benevolent overlords, the Nebraska Athletic Department. This information is available at all Nebraska football religious sites and establishments.

My question is - who’s going? Who among you is going to make the trip, or be present at said event?

Because I’d like to go. I first have to live through this Polar Plunge on Saturday, then I’ll make plans from there.

The spring game will be our chance to see:

• Is there really a fullback or is this just a big bunch of fan sucking up bullshit?