Corn Nation · Sep 15, 2019
Nebraska Leads Northern Illinois 30-5 At Half
Photo by Steven Branscombe/Getty ImagesThis game started in the most horrific way. Because of a game delay for el assico, the game between Iowa - Iowa State, our beloved Huskers were switched to Fox Business Channel. Switching their early lead to Lou Dobbs, which no human alive should watch. I say that as a person who does not give a whole shit about politics but about your safety.
Nebraska 3-0
Isaac Armstrong hit a 36-yard field goal. This is amazing because he is a pretty good punter and all the kickers we have are hurt. I have asked around, and there is not a disease that is specifically infecting kickers, so it must be our bad luck.
Nebraska 10-0