“You ever watched an LA Rams game? Our offense is like that, but with less points, a worse QB & a complete inability to move the ball.....”
“We definitely won’t develop you for the NFL, but you’ll definitely play in front of the most loyal fanbase in college football!”
There is no sugarcoating the situation. This offense is complete sh*t, boo boo, poop, feces, excrement, waste, droppings, caca, doo doo, dookie. Jeff Sims is the worst QB to ever don a Nebraska uniform and it isn’t particularly close. I wouldn’t be upset to see him enter the portal immediately.