I’ve worked at the same place for the last 16 years, and I’ve built a solid reputation of having a diet that puts my almost 3-year-old to shame. I’m known as a chicken connoisseur, and by that, I mean a chicken nugget connoisseur. Many newer people who want to get a semblance of what I am like as a person, get told to ask me about how many chicken nuggets I’ve consumed since I’ve been working there. The reaction to my answer is always the same, an impressive disgust and wonderment on how I’m alive. My legit estimate is between 35,000-40,000.
Nebraska football: So they laid an egg
