Honey, I know, I know
I know times are changing
It’s time we all reach out
For something new, that means you too
You say you want a leader
But you can’t seem to make up your mind
I think you better close it
And let me guide you to the purple rain
Prince wasn’t lying, chaps.
Times changed, they’re still changing and we’ve reached out for a new leader who gets his first shot at defending the home field against those purple bastards that have rained fairly steadily on us at home since we joined up with the ol’ B1G.