Reports are coming in from across the state of Nebraska that there's more than just a coaching change going on. There's a new sweetness in the air. Nebraskans can feel it, sense it, breath it in. Cars are getting better gas mileage, the guns are on target more often and the chickens are laying more eggs than ever.
"I first noticed it in April, down at the coffee shop on Main", stated Hemingford resident Joan Weatherby. "The old men, they were saying things like 'gee whiz' and 'gosh golly' instead that other filth they've been spewing for the past few years.