Who Wins The Big Ten title in speech and debate EVERY YEAR?
Nebraska! That’s friggin’ who!
This is Nebraska’s eighth Big Ten Title. EIGHTH.
Nebraska finished first, Purdue second, and those high-falootin’ supposed-to-be-better nerds-than-us, Northwestern, finished THIRD. THIRD.
I hope those other teams wept in defeat.
There’s great things going on at the University of Nebraska. YOUR university. This is a not-so-gentle reminder that there is a real school attached to the football team, and that at times, they do some cool stuff there as well.
Here’s pretty much the full release on this from the University, because I am lazy and I’m not going to re-write a press release to make it look like my own article, you know, like those fully paid professionals do most of the time.